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Mr. Petite has been an adviser to both the Bush and Obama administrations (neither of which ever asked for his advice - and they certainly never took it, so don't blame Tweet) and is a Senior Fellow at (and is supported entirely by) the ETHICS AND THEORY INSTITUTE OF TERMINOLOGY (EATIT), a foundation underwritten by the parents of a United States Senator in return for Mr. Petite's silence on certain important matters. Which explains why he doesn't do TV.
Mr. Petite is a native of virtual New Orleans, and therefore a legal immigrant to his actual residence, so he has never had to do migrant farm work or landscaping. (He did do some shrimping in the virtual bayous on some of the days he played hookey from school.) The use of the word "onions" is metaphoric, or something. His sole contact with actual onions is in some of the better gumbos.
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Open Source � Blog Archive � David Bromwich on Obama: Looking at Words Closely
AN IMPORTANT LESSON
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Myriam Miedzian: Barack Obama, Pragmatic, Compromise Prone, Moderate Democrat: Clear in 2009, Already Clear in 2007.
2012 Prophecies Sparking Real Fears, Suicide Warnings
Obama Fort Hood Visit: President To Privately Console Families, Publicly Mourn
THE NEW PARTY
TUESDAYS WITH DIOGENES (11/10/09)
8.
I started the night off at Ta-Boo, my favorite restaurant, hidden among the designer shops on
The flashlight was in my pocket. I thought about showing it, but I knew the burly bartender would quickly toss me out.
I stopped behind two well-dressed men who were sitting at the bar. They were having an earnest conversation about the fact that Obama wanted to kill their grandmothers. Clearly not human. I moved on.
The next couple – a man and a woman, both loaded with gold – were studying a list they’d made of the sixty-five poor families they’d foreclosed on just that week. Nope. Not candidates. On to the next.
The next – two gorgeous women, who took your breath away – were pointing out to each other what they had recently tucked and resculpted. I knew Diogenes would never accept them as humans. In fact, after checking over the odd way their features interconnected, I had to conclude that I was not at all certain that they were.
Walking among the tables at the back, I heard lots of talk of tee times and real estate deals. I heard lots of trumpeting of superiority, moral and otherwise. I heard lots of bitching about treacherous so-called friends. I heard decisions discussed and reached as to exactly how big the next diamond necklace had to be in order to stay in the social race. I heard two gay men, very elegant, plan to give hundreds of thousands to the Republicans. I learned that Nancy Pelosi was a Communist.
I thought, for a moment, I had found my mark when I caught the gist of a passionate exchange of words between the director of a famous opera troupe and a hopeful mezzo-soprano. They were talking about the glories of Verdi and Puccini in a way that made me wish their songs were transporting me right then. But the conversation ended with the director providing the address of the motel the girl was to report to, if she wanted the gig.
I now knew what Diogenes meant by human beings. And it seemed there were none of them at Ta-Boo.
And then I saw, at a table at the very back of the room, two of the black-clad waitresses having an urgent talk. One of them was crying. The other was comforting her. As I got closer, I heard the comforter say: “Don’t worry. You can stay at my place.”
The other one wailed out her gratitude as she declined the offer. “No! I couldn’t! You have such a tiny apartment!”
The comforter insisted. “I’ll give you my bed. I would hate myself forever if I didn’t help you out.”
“I’ll get my things,” said the crier.
“Just come over when you’re ready.”
“I love you, Judy!”
“And I love you.”
At
There was no traffic on
I brought out the flashlight and shone it in her face. “Because I think you may be the messiah,” I said.
Monday, November 09, 2009
JUST A POL?
His thinking runs to center right positions and he listens to the establishment. So he is either nothing but the usual pol, or he IS an academic and so completely lost in the political environment that he listens to those he considers safe to be listened to. Like Emanuel and Summers.
Doesn't matter which he is. The result in either case is that to compare him to FDR is now laughable and no one's doing it. Moreover he has squandered in less than a year his comparison to JFK, which he could easily have maintained if he had kept up a decent relationship with the left.
Herbert Hoover comes to mind but even there Obama suffers because Hoover was not a liar.
I don't know what Obama is but I don't want to see much more of it.
[Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]
Federal Reserve opposed as big bank savior by odd allies - Washington Times
Sarah Palin Suggests Coin Conspiracy In Wisconsin Speech
Obtained: In Letter To Pelosi, 41 House Dems Pledge To Vote Against Bill With Anti-Abortion Amendment | The Plum Line
Alec MacGillis -- Why aren't President Obama's job-creation efforts more direct? - washingtonpost.com
BOROWITZ REPORT
Glenn Beck: "Run For Your Lives"
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - With the establishment of government-mandated death panels just days away, grandmothers began fleeing the United States in record numbers today, reports Fox News.
"I am never one to yell ‘Fire' in a crowded theater," said Fox News host Glenn Beck. "But run for your lives!"
Across the country, slow-moving caravans of 1980s-era Cadillacs with turn signals blinking were making the torturous journey to the Canadian border, their back seats laden with cats, knitting projects, and bottles of Ensure.
Fox News may have set off the mass exodus by warning grannies that if they did not flee quickly enough they would face government-mandated organ harvesting.
Elsewhere, anti-healthcare protesters objected to the language of the House bill, saying there were too many polysyllabic words.
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Want Obama To Be Bolder? Take To The Streets!
So which came first - chicken or egg? Obama backing off his promises or his supporters backing off Obama? I think Froomkin made the wrong choice. Why are progressives not in the streets? Well, because they're out of the habit of course. But moreso because the last time they got in the streets - 2008 - they wound up betrayed. It may be a while before they get up the "hope" to do it again - and when they do, it will not be for Obama. If any politician has earned the allegiance of progressives, it's Nancy Pelosi. And maybe yet Harry Reid.
Right now Congress does not need to be reminded by progressives of what is expected from them - other than those Democrats who are moving against the wishes of their constituents. It's the president who needs a reminder, and frankly it's a waste of time. All plans and intentions should be diverted around the White House. Nothing can be expected from those yahoos.
Obama To Dems: GOP Will Attack Regardless Of How You Vote
We know he wants a bill passed, but after all this time we still don't know what he wants in it. Why even bother listening to him?
t r u t h o u t | President Obama's Timid Use of the "Reset Button"
The reason the cost of foreign and military activities has gone up so much is that so much of the work is outsourced under contracts which it is hard to break (and hard to break the relationships) over time. The more dependent on private contractors we become, the more expensive it gets and the longer the dependency will continue.
If you stop to think about it, outsourcing of government functions (combined with the costs of purchasing military equipment) amounts to nothing but a stimulus package far exceeding the one Obama passed. Were it not for government money, all these businesses would sink and leave a lot of people unemployed.
If stimulus is okay for functions like these, why is it not okay for functions which have a productive (as opposed to destructive) result?
The Goods May Be Virtual, but the Profit Is Real - NYTimes.com
Downloadable music is virtual, too. What you pay for is enjoyment of artistic creation. Before DVDs, you couldn't touch movies either. This is not new - but its potential is unlimited.
Friday, November 06, 2009
OBNOXIOUS?
It's not that he hasn't accomplished much. It's that he's shown no real interest in accomplishing what we think needs to be accomplished, has put little effort into what HE thinks needs to be accomplished, and has done a lot of things which utterly contradict what he promised he would do. It's not the lack of accomplishment that's the failure. It's the lack of effort and the embracing of people and theories progressives are naturally going to hate. It's the betrayal that hurts.
10 Years Ago Today, Congress Allowed For "Too Big To Fail"
"On the 10th anniversary of Congress voting to repeal the law that had long separated Main Street commercial banking from Wall Street investment banking, current members of the body are talking about ways to potentially bring it back. A return to the Depression-era law -- known as Glass-Steagall -- is now being seriously discussed. Some leading economists and financial thinkers point to its repeal as a precipitator of the current crisis, because it enabled banks to become 'too big to fail.'"
Not one word about Obama supporting this.
Allen West, GOP Candidate: Ft. Hood Shows "Terrorists Are Infiltrating Military"
"Lt. Col. Allen West (Ret), who is running for Congress in Florida's 22nd District, released a statement on Friday morning that heavily insinuated that Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan -- the soldier responsible for the Fort Hood killings -- was a Muslim extremist. 'This enemy preys on downtrodden soldiers and teaches them extremism will lift them up,' West said, in a statement titled 'Terrorists Are infiltrating Military'. 'Our soldiers are being brainwashed.'"
Let's take a look at this one. Aside from the fact that there is no evidence yet that Hasan was a Muslim extremist, is West saying that Hasan was preying on other soldiers, or that some group had preyed on him? What does West mean by "infiltrating"? Are there people in the military who are "brainwashing" soldiers, or are these people outside the military who are converting soldiers to their cause? If the former, where's the proof - and if the latter, how is it "infiltration?"
I will give you 100 to 1 that West is an evangelical - because these are the people who see everything in terms of conflict with evil. I'm sure before 9/11 West was looking for Communists in the military - there really is no difference between these two demonizations, and the use of the term "brainwashed" by West proves that he has simply replaced one devil with another.
The 22nd is my district, now represented by Ron Klein. I doubt West can get nominated, but if he does I promise I will do whatever I can to keep Congress safe from another infiltrating enemy.
Unemployment Rate Hits 10 Percent For The First Time Since 1983
But go ahead and do nothing about it.
NOW IT'S NEWS
"The base commander at Fort Hood says soldiers who witnessed a shooting rampage that left 13 people dead reported that the gunman shouted 'Allahu Akbar!' before opening fire at the Texas post."
I'm suspicious of this one. We'll see.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
WHY IS FORT HOOD NEWS?
News is information relevant to the receiver which will have some effect on what he does or needs to do. For example, if you live in California and your neighbor has threatened to kill you, that is definitely news as far as you're concerned. It may be news to other neighbors, if the conclusion is that the man who made the threat is generally unstable. But to me, in Florida, it is not news. It is simply irrelevant.
Now, if I happen to see a story about your news on TV and find myself engrossed in it, it is still not news to me. It's entertainment. With all that in mind, let's look at Fort Hood.
The story is definitely news to all those directly involved, including those with whom they have important relationships. Beyond that, though, death by itself is not news, except to those who pore through the obits. If death were news, you'd need to hear about all of them.
Some deaths are considered news. But are they? If your local news does a story on a fatal traffic accident involving people you never heard of, why is that news to you? Unless there is something relevant about the way they died - like, for example, some flaw in a highway or a car, or there's alcohol involvement and so a moral to be drawn - you learn nothing useful from the story. It's pure entertainment - a horrible concept, I know, but not much different from Roman times. And if you don't care about the story, it's not even that.
If somebody murders someone in a city near you, that could be news to you if the murderer was loose and targeting people he or she didn't know, or it was a gang killing and some of the gang live in your neighborhood, etc. Short of that, that story is not news to you. If you're fascinated by it, you're being entertained.
Now - do multiple deaths make a story news? Not unless the deaths are relevant to you, or there is a lesson for you to learn. Multiple deaths as news are no different than single deaths. As entertainment sources, they're far superior.
Does the fact that the dead were soldiers make the story news? If the deaths were in combat, yes - because the story impacts on the state of the country of which you are a part. If not, why is it news? Well, if, as many people do, you believe that soldiers are a better, more worthy species of human being - somehow akin to angels - then any soldier death is news. The deaths of angels are always news. I assume this standard would not be applied to the soldier who caused the deaths.
Which brings me to my point: so far, the only smell of news (as opposed to entertainment) in this story for people who do not know the dead or injured rises from the motive of the killer. So far we don't know what that is, but speculation has it that he - a psychiatrist or psychologist who had been treating soldiers returned from combat in Afghanistan and Iraq - heard so many horrifying stories in the course of that treatment that he would rather die than be sent to Iraq, as he was due to be within a month.
So, so far as we know, this story is news because the deaths were motivated by the horrors of war. And the horrors of war is not a story that either the MSM or the power elite want to tell. So, likely, we will never get the news out of this story. We'll have to settle for being entertained.
Fort Hood Shootings: 12 Dead, 31 Injured On Texas Military Base
Texas, insanity central, once again. I have my theory on why this happened, but I'm waiting for details.
Biden: People Have Been Stripped Of Their Dignity
"And, unlike so many of the president's other advisers, who have a slight taint of Wall Street to them, he seemed utterly at ease addressing the topic of middle-class struggle. If not for his penchant for verbal gaffes (which is, generally, overstated) Biden would seem to be the ideal spokesperson for an administration trying to rediscover its populist appeal. And it wouldn't be a complete shocker if his public appearances became more frequent going forward."
And then, if Obama is impeached, he gets to be president.
Federal Reserve Loses Expanded Powers Proposed By Obama Administration
Good. This proposal was just another sneak Obama move to help Wall Street.
Home / Headlines / No Partner for Peace: Our American Problem - Media Monitors Network (MMN)
"The degree to which American policy regarding Palestinian rights diverges so sharply from even that of its European allies, not to mention from the Muslim world with which it is attempting to achieve a modicum of stability and accommodation that will allow it to remove its troops, has implications far beyond that particular conflict itself."
Earl Ofari Hutchinson: Make No Mistake, Tuesday's GOP Surge Was About Obama
He's got this assbackwards. I doubt there is a progressive left who thinks Obama's charisma is worth a damn. It's just the White House which doesn't seem to get it. Any progressive who is counting on Obama for anything is hopelessly compromised, a victim of the usual media conviction that on the event-o-meter there is no balanced center and every event changes the game to the ultimate. The Republicans are finished? No one believed that but the media guys who, sadly, get to talk about stuff like that. And I guess the advantage to the media of doing that is that once you take the gas tank all the way over to "full", you can thrillingly report how it's going back to "empty." But it MUST go all the way to "empty", so that they get more stories about how it's shocking back toward "full". You can only accomplish that, in the real world, by exaggerating trends.
Gov. Corzine's N.J. re-election bid nearly abandoned as White House concerns grew | New Jersey Real-Time News - - NJ.com
Corzine should have returned the favor and told Obama he ought to resign, for the same reasons. Somebody's going to have to tell Obama not to run in 2012. And that needs to happen soon, so that another candidate can be built.
Democrats debate Obama agenda's impact on Democratic Party - washingtonpost.com
Note: the questioning is happening in Congress, not the White House. And thank God for that.
So-called conventional moderate wisdom will be that the public is afraid of deficit spending, and the White House may seize on that to stop doing the little it is in fact doing to help the middle class.
The public is not afraid of deficit spending. The public has not turned off health care reform. What the public wants is, in fact, progressive results. The public wants health care reform and it wants efforts made to create jobs and to buttress the economic health of others than the wealthy. There's no reason the Democrats can't do both at once. If Democrats focus on deficits nothing will be done.
On job creation, most of the weak ideas being put out there - and there aren't many - involve feeding money to businesses to create jobs. The fairly constant refrain that money should be directed toward infrastructure repair is a stopgap which creates nothing of long term use. The one workable idea of those that are out there now - tax credits for companies which create jobs - should be focused on and passed immediately. But the real accomplishment would be through a Federal jobs creation program, where the middleman is cut out and the money goes directly from the government to the workers. The beauty of this is that the money can be directed towards the creation of jobs which have a future and make sense for the economy as a whole. And the corollary will be that new companies will emerge to take these workers over and off the Federal payroll.
Okay, it's socialism - but it's temporary, and it will work.
The problem is: who's going to propose it and carry it through? Who's got the balls? This is a natural for the president, but Obama's cojones have shriveled into BBs. If health care reform passes, he'll take the credit - but it's Congress that deserves it, not him.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
AMERICAblog News| A great nation deserves the truth: White House official slams Democratic Cong. Anthony Weiner, saying he should have "manned-up" in
So the White House gets out to defend the New Jersey governor, a former executive of Goldman Sachs who New Jersey hates. And it lays off Michael Bloomberg. Is the picture clear enough yet? Do we have any remaining doubts as to who this administration works for? Meanwhile Goldman Sachs readies bonuses of $16 billion, four times what they were last year.
We were had. It's our own fault. But I want them to suffer for doing it.
By the way, I have it on inside info - not that anyone needs it - that this kind of attack language is a Rahm Emanuel specialty. To put it mildly, the source said, Rahm is not a nice guy.
The only kind way I can explain Obama is to assume that after the election Rahm gave him a lobotomy, and the only brain function he has left is reading teleprompters.
Mouth Of The Potomac - NY Daily News
"Mayor Bloomberg “is an ally,” said one Obama campaign operative who held a top position in the presidential campaign. “He’s an ally, so I’m not sure we would have spent the political capital” to campaign for Thompson, the insider tells The Mouth."
Uh huh. Yep. We know.
John Varley Defends Bonuses: Profits Are "Not Satanic" Barclays CEO Tells London Church Crowd
"'The injunction of Jesus to love others as ourselves is an endorsement of self-interest.'"
Unfuckingbelievable.
Goldstone Report "Irredeemably Biased," Says U.S. House
I notice AIPAC's influence on Congress has significantly declined of late.
Sources: Iran gave Hamas missile that can hit Tel Aviv - Haaretz - Israel News
Okay, dammit, let's just kill 'em all.
Hillary Clinton: US Wants Israel To Stop Building West Bank Settlements 'Forever'
You get the feeling she's just telling everybody what they want to hear? Sort of like her boss?
Italy Convicts 23 Americans In CIA Terrorist Kidnapping Case
Oh, jeez, these poor CIA guys - never to have another glass of wine in Portofino!
Depression and suicide rates state by state - USATODAY.com
This is absolutely fascinating. (These are 2007 figures, but what the hell.)
Let's start with suicide rates. They are the highest in (in this order) Alaska, Nevada, New Mexico, Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, Colorado, Arizona and West Virginia. See anything interesting here?
They're all red states (except for New Mexico, which must be severely depressed by who its neighbors are, and half of Colorado.) Either there's something fundamentally unsatisfying about living in a red state mindset, or the lone local liberals are killing themselves off.
Just about all of them are politically represented by people with weak connections to reality and a lot of misfocused rage. That in itself would be enough to drive me off a cliff.
Or - though conventional wisdom is that overcrowding leads to suicide, it looks like wide open spaces aren't good for you.
States with the highest rates of depression include:
Oklahoma (James Inhofe is depressing, no doubt about it); and Ohio (a state which has never figured itself out).
New Jersey is the third least depressed state. I don't understand that - after all, it is New Jersey.
South Dakota is the least depressed state, but has the 12th highest suicide rate. I guess when they feel bad in South Dakota, they don't let it fester. As opposed to Rhode Island, which has the fourth highest rate of depression but the fifth lowest suicide rate. If you've ever lived there, you know they glory in misery. They're also not too good at doing something definitive about a bad situation.
The lowest suicide rates are in DC, New York and Massachusetts. That, I assume, is because the folks in those places value themselves so highly they see their suicide as a waste of precious national treasures. Or maybe they just go back where they came from when they want to off themselves. Suicide is not good for your reputation.
Take a look - there's lots more fun stuff to think about.
Mixed Messages | The New Republic
"The center proves to be the most popular place in American politics."
NO NO NO NO NO! Why do these people not get it? I'll answer that, but first:
Polling nationwide shows significant support for a strong public option. Is that a centrist position?
People want the banks brought down to size and controlled. Is that centrist?
People want job creation. Is that centrist?
If any of those were centrist, they would have been accomplished already.
Obama is, being kind, at best centrist, and he's losing support by the bucketful.
And here's the reason these guys don't get it: to them, centrist doesn't mean a balanced political posture. Centrist means what the guys they want to play golf with think. Centrist means a reporter's ticket into the elite. In other words, centrist means squat. And that's what these guys are.
O'Donnell To Steele: "You Led Your Party To A Disastrous Loss... Congratulations" (VIDEO)
Michael Steele's status as the reigning Republican boob proves clearly that the powers that be on the right have no long term interest in the fate of the Republican party.
To be honest, and offensive again, I wouldn't be surprised if they saw Steele as some sort of Stepin Fetchit.
JON STEWART
Gubernatorial contests serve as warning to Democrats - washingtonpost.com
Maine Voters First To License Medical Pot Shops
Steele: Election Results Show "Transcendent" GOP
House Republican Whip Eric Cantor of Virginia said, 'I do think that the Virginia model shows that when we're united as a party, independents are attracted to our message of vision for the future, where we can empower folks to get their economic security back.'"

